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Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen
Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!
by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013
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Boa Cumstrictor

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".
1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!
by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011
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cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.
Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?
by B-Mac! May 23, 2007
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social constraints

Those things within the society which limits your freedom from doing what you want.
by Dizzo van Bizzo October 10, 2016
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Holonomic Constraint

In classical mechanics, particularly Lagrangian Mechanics, a holonomic constraint is a special type of constraint of motion. It restricts the trajectory of a system of particles to a smooth manifold Q by the set smooth equations

a({x},t)=0
b({x},t)=0
.
.
.
Where
t=time
{x}= the set of 3N Cartesian coordinates for the system of N particles.

For N particles, the number of holonomic constraints must be less than 3N using the assumption that each equation has an explicit dependence to AT LEAST one coordinate.
A rigid body, defined by the constraint equations (using LaTeX) is

\left| {x_i - x_j } \right| - c_{ij} = 0
where i is not equal to j is a Holonomic Constraint.
by pinu7 November 11, 2009
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cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.
I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1
by big joe April 26, 2003
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the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
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