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The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.

We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.

Cumstapated by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

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cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

cunstipated by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

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cumstipated

it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what

Sandy gave me a blowjob but i was soo cumstipated that i couldn't cum on her face

cumstipated by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009

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cumstipated

being blocked up with SOOOOOOO much CUM

person 1 : im SOOOOO cumstipated
person 2: big bone
person 1 : big bone🤤

cumstipated by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

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cumstipated

An emotional state characterized by a complete lack of sexual arousal. Under these conditions a person could not have an orgasm.

"Your momma so ugly she made me cumstipated"

cumstipated by Biggeley January 17, 2008

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constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

constapated by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

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Cumstipated

When you're involved in sexual acts and you really can't cum

Yesterday, I was so cumstipated, it took forever for me to cum.

Cumstipated by Gerald jeffferson May 23, 2019

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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