Cumstapated Share definition Flag The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body. We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it. Cumstapated by blingblongbling March 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cumstapated mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch