cumsquirt 

male; a wimp or person of lesser build
female; a hoe, hussy, tramp, working girl, slag, wench, whore etc

male; you cumsquirt that didnt hurt at all, now bend over.
female; my brother?! you cumsquirt!

cumsquirt by Millys August 23, 2006

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

cumsquat by 60 Central February 28, 2008

Cumsquat

"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.

"I did some cumsquats on that dick"

Cumsquat by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019

Cumsquat

It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.

Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.

Cumsquat by Smoothhandhank May 9, 2016

cumshirt 

n. An item of clothing which has been spooged upon, and then continues to be worn without being washed.

I can't believe that groupie left a cumshirt in her laundry for two weeks and kept looking at it as a reminder of being bent over by a second-rate bassist.

cumshirt by Polexxia January 25, 2004

cumsquatter 

When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.

Man, this guy at the club is known as the biggest cumsquatter in the bar.

cumsquatter by cjo May 6, 2003