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Cumquitters

Anytime a man tries to have sex with am extremely gorgeous girl. They leave themselves to cum very quickly and, internally it is because in the last ten seconds they have instantaneously enjoyed sex and then gone so far as to acknowledge, with no further knowledge, that they are not able to "have the girl". They mentally give up by telling themselves that they cannot have the girl. In consequence, extremely pretty girls go to bed at 3pm in the afternoon and sleep excessively through Valentine's Day quitting on every cumming again. It is a full circle notion, leading back to the statement of another popular societal mantra that Pretty Girls do kill, its just in unique ways.
That cumquitter moved to BC to get me out of his head. Well hes blue balls to me then.

Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.

Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters

Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.
Cumquitters by Allmensuck May 6, 2018
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cumquatter 

A bisexual bitch that offers oral stimulation in gangbangs and swallows.
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cumquatter by Eazy E. June 20, 2007
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