Anytime a man tries to have sex with am extremely gorgeous girl. They leave themselves to cum very quickly and, internally it is because in the last ten seconds they have instantaneously enjoyed sex and then gone so far as to acknowledge, with no further knowledge, that they are not able to "have the girl". They mentally give up by telling themselves that they cannot have the girl. In consequence, extremely pretty girls go to bed at 3pm in the afternoon and sleep excessively through Valentine's Day quitting on every cumming again. It is a full circle notion, leading back to the statement of another popular societal mantra that Pretty Girls do kill, its just in unique ways.

That cumquitter moved to BC to get me out of his head. Well hes blue balls to me then.

Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.

Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters

Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.

Cumquitters by Allmensuck May 6, 2018

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cumquistador

A Spanish pimp

The cumquistador had to slap Donna last night

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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