cumshirt

n. An item of clothing which has been spooged upon, and then continues to be worn without being washed.

I can't believe that groupie left a cumshirt in her laundry for two weeks and kept looking at it as a reminder of being bent over by a second-rate bassist.

by Polexxia January 25, 2004

cum shirt

A shirt you cum into when masturbating

Jake threw his cum shirt on Mitchell's face. lmao.

by Tahama October 26, 2010

cumshitter

1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.

2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males

Lance Bass is a cumshitter.

by 0prah September 10, 2008

cumshart

A wet fart of cum and poo.

After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.

by Skeetl September 15, 2008

Cumshit

When you get fucked up the ass without a condom, then take a shit on someone's face. (A cumfilled dirty sanchez)

*grunting* - "Yeah you like that don't you!" *spooge* "oh now you're gonna love this, lay down" **CUMSHIT!!!* "oh shit!"

by Vam274 September 12, 2005

Cumshit

A substance/thing that you cannot identify with words but you know that it's completely and utterly disgusting.

-While observing some random stain on my shoe-
"Ew, I got some cumshit on my shoe".

by Uchisune February 9, 2012

Cumshits

When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force

The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen

by Gingernonces November 13, 2019