cumnoying 

Sso annoying it makes you cum.

man that Fagard is really Cumnoying.

cumnoying by White Strait Male January 8, 2022

Cumdozing 

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.

Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

Cumdozing by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011

cumnilingus 

The art of cleaning someone's creampie.

Regis left some dessert, both Jess and Anna enjoyed the cumnilingus.

cumnilingus by MassacRehab July 16, 2010

cummoning 

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

cummoning by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

Cummoning 

the act of ejaculating with intent of the excretion to land on someone or something

“Whatcha doing?”

“Cummoning.”
“Ahh you on grindr again.”

Cummoning by Jj0909 August 21, 2021

cumboinger 

When you want a cheese burger but.

that guy just made me cumboinger dammit

cumboinger by fart handle June 1, 2023

Cumoing Boing 

Cumoing Boing is a deadbeat bum ass fucker, who deserves to be sentenced to death after what he has done. Cumoing Boing is a dangerous fiend known for roling around in horse shit, and chasing children. Cumoing Boing can also be used as a term to describe someone who does things like him

Snoop Dawg is the next Cumoing Boing; Eazy-E is so cumoing boing

Cumoing Boing by Cumoing Boing June 18, 2024