cumboinger

When you want a cheese burger but.

that guy just made me cumboinger dammit

by fart handle June 1, 2023

cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cumboner

After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.

"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."

by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012

cumslinger

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

CUMBINEER HEAD

it is delicious cum and cumber mixed with some bin and PEENUR. It is good. yummmmmmmmmmmm peenur good.

omg his cumbineer head tastes good. UWUWUWUWUWUWUW it is warmmnp

by MEMEdogeGOOD November 11, 2019

Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

cumbanger

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.

After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.

by Zaklore October 5, 2021