Cumpooing

To ejaculate while taking a big shit...

On rare occasions Danny ends up cumpooing if he is watching porn while sitting on the toilet...

by DrLoco April 1, 2025

Cumdozing

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.

Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011

Cumping

The process of grabbing a man's cum mid-air. Can only be done after a cumshot.

"What the fuck dude quit cumping me and let me jizz in your mouth!"

by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018

cuckooing

(verb) A crime where a drug dealer befriends a weak, old or otherwise vulnerable person, then takes over their home and uses it as a crack house.

"Cuckooing is a new type of crime which involves a drug dealer befriending a vulnerable individual who lives on their own.

Like a cuckoo, the dealer moves in, takes over the property, and turns it into a drugs' den."

(BBC Inside Out, March 23rd 2007)

by Andy January 20, 2008

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

by AJC3 April 8, 2006