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Cumdozing
When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.
Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."
Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
Cumdozing by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011
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cuckooing
(verb) A crime where a drug dealer befriends a weak, old or otherwise vulnerable person, then takes over their home and uses it as a crack house.
"Cuckooing is a new type of crime which involves a drug dealer befriending a vulnerable individual who lives on their own.
Like a cuckoo, the dealer moves in, takes over the property, and turns it into a drugs' den."
(BBC Inside Out, March 23rd 2007)
Like a cuckoo, the dealer moves in, takes over the property, and turns it into a drugs' den."
(BBC Inside Out, March 23rd 2007)
Composing with James
A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration
Composing with James by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018
Composing his Alphabet
Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"
Composing his Alphabet by Subway Squad March 14, 2016
compooping
compooping by AJC3 April 8, 2006