cumnis 

Chad’s penis, in reference to how much sex he has, as if saying Chad’s penis shoots more cum than pee.

OMG Chad is so hot! I want his cumnis inside me right now!

cumnis by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021

Cumpiss 

The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.

It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss

Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017

cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

cumsistency by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

cumbiscuit 

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum

After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.

cumbiscuit by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006

cumunism 

The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.

It is said that Russia still practices cumunism. I don't know seems pretty gay to me.

cumunism by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020

Cumnesia 

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

Cumnesia by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

cumishment 

Using vaginal discharge/ejaculate or semen to punish, oppress, paddle, rap knuckles, reprove, rough up, and piss off someone.

"when you are bad i inflict some serious cumishment all over your face fruitcake"

Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.

cumishment by meghan "bruiser" merrigan February 12, 2004