cumnis
Chad’s penis, in reference to how much sex he has, as if saying Chad’s penis shoots more cum than pee.
cumnis by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021
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Cumpiss
The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017
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cumnis • Cumis • Cumnesia • cunnis • Cumish • Cumkissable • Cummission • CUMSISTANCE • cumtism • cumunism
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cumbiscuit
After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.
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cumunism
The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.
cumunism by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020
Cumnesia
The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
cumishment
Using vaginal discharge/ejaculate or semen to punish, oppress, paddle, rap knuckles, reprove, rough up, and piss off someone.
"when you are bad i inflict some serious cumishment all over your face fruitcake"
Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.
Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.
cumishment by meghan "bruiser" merrigan February 12, 2004
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