cumtism
cumtism by Ppslaper9000 May 28, 2022
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cumtism
See "gooning."
This definition is motivated by the idea that mid-gooning session, an individual (usually male) can no longer adhere to social conventions and instead enters a weird and mystical world of inner expression. This is accompanied by an animalistic behavior that is no longer hidden by a veneer, and is plainly observable. However, to the subject, the existence of these observers does not register. In a sense, it's an "autism" necessitated by the desire to cum.
Ergo, cumtism.
This definition is motivated by the idea that mid-gooning session, an individual (usually male) can no longer adhere to social conventions and instead enters a weird and mystical world of inner expression. This is accompanied by an animalistic behavior that is no longer hidden by a veneer, and is plainly observable. However, to the subject, the existence of these observers does not register. In a sense, it's an "autism" necessitated by the desire to cum.
Ergo, cumtism.
Related Words
cumtism • CUNTISM • cultism • Cumism • cumismatic • Cummism • cutism • Draken830 Cultism • Dumb Cuntism • Psycho Cuntism
Cuntism
Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.
It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."
"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
Cuntism by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014
Psycho Cuntism
A psychological condition experienced by women, usually while on their period, but can happen at any moment. A women experiencing psycho cuntism is likely to smash your windows, flatten your tires, or stab your eyes out.
Stephanie flattened the tires on my jeep because I was 5 minutes late, she must of had an episode of psycho cuntism.
Psycho Cuntism by cyroup August 3, 2012
Cumism
The religion of Cum and Piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.
Cumism by JimmySavile696969 August 25, 2020
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