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CUMSISTANCE 

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022
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CUMSISTANCE 

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.
"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022
Related Words

cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

cosmistance 

A thing so large, small, beutiful or other to such an extent that no human could comprehend it.

Portmanteau of 'COSMIc' and 'dISTANCE'

adj.: cosmistancely
Atoms are cosmistancely small.

The size of the universe is a cosmistance.
cosmistance by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006

Crisistance 

Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.
Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.
Crisistance by Major Thomas February 26, 2018

crisistance 

the act of giving excess force when unwanted or unwarranted
In jiu jitsu when practicing a technique for the first time the one who is the technique being done to uses a lot of resistance especially when they know what move is going to be done to them, this is known as crisistance.
crisistance by "Butters" January 4, 2010
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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