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cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.
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CUMmit suicide 

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010
Cummism is a political ideology, Social Structure, and Lifestyle that heavily emphasizes the use, pleasure, and freedom of Cum and Cum related activities/thoughts.
"Good day DaddyMarx, have you been spreading Cumminist theory?"
or
"I'm so excited! The third party candidate this year is a member of the Cumminist party!"
or
"Feels great to live a life of Cummism"
Cummism by SoSoot September 1, 2020

cummster 

"Oh NAME, I didn't know that you were a cummster."
cummster by toop0g4u April 2, 2022

cummiskey 

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym
Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!
cummiskey by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

cumistry 

1: a science that deals with the sexual composition, structure, and properties of sexual substances and with the transformations that they undergo. Sexually.

2a: a strong mutual sexual attraction, attachment, or sympathy <they have a special cumistry> b: interaction between people working together in bed, or the champagne room ; specifically : such interaction when harmonious or effective boning occurs <a team lacking cumistry>
"Ali, whats the cumistry like between you and Derek?"
"Lets just say... I'm cleaning it off right now...explosive."
cumistry by MLC Jr. June 17, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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