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cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.
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CUMmit suicide 

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010
Cummism is a political ideology, Social Structure, and Lifestyle that heavily emphasizes the use, pleasure, and freedom of Cum and Cum related activities/thoughts.
"Good day DaddyMarx, have you been spreading Cumminist theory?"
or
"I'm so excited! The third party candidate this year is a member of the Cumminist party!"
or
"Feels great to live a life of Cummism"
Cummism by SoSoot September 1, 2020

cummster 

"Oh NAME, I didn't know that you were a cummster."
cummster by toop0g4u April 2, 2022

cummiskey 

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym
Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!
cummiskey by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

cumistry 

1: a science that deals with the sexual composition, structure, and properties of sexual substances and with the transformations that they undergo. Sexually.

2a: a strong mutual sexual attraction, attachment, or sympathy <they have a special cumistry> b: interaction between people working together in bed, or the champagne room ; specifically : such interaction when harmonious or effective boning occurs <a team lacking cumistry>
"Ali, whats the cumistry like between you and Derek?"
"Lets just say... I'm cleaning it off right now...explosive."
cumistry by MLC Jr. June 17, 2009
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
Word of the Day on November 15, 2026
Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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