Cummism 

Cummism is a political ideology, Social Structure, and Lifestyle that heavily emphasizes the use, pleasure, and freedom of Cum and Cum related activities/thoughts.

"Good day DaddyMarx, have you been spreading Cumminist theory?"
or
"I'm so excited! The third party candidate this year is a member of the Cumminist party!"
or
"Feels great to live a life of Cummism"

Cummism by SoSoot September 1, 2020

Cumism 

The religion of Cum and Piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.

Priest: I am a Catholic

Cool guy: Oh, well my religion is Cumism

Cumism by JimmySavile696969 August 25, 2020

cummiskey 

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!

cummiskey by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

cummist 

a person that worships cum

guy 1 : "Yo bro i'm a cummist"
guy 2 : "You're fucking disgusting"

cummist by hugh_g.rection January 30, 2022

Cummission 

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

Cummission by Zinadean November 20, 2020

cumtism 

Baptism of cum: a trail that most be completed to be indoctrinated into the lgbtq+ community..

Austin: im so excited my cumtism is tomorrow, i cant wait to be accepted into the lgbtq+ community

cumtism by Ppslaper9000 May 28, 2022

Cummitment 

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.

Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.

Cummitment by elifblc February 28, 2009