Cummism

Cummism is a political ideology, Social Structure, and Lifestyle that heavily emphasizes the use, pleasure, and freedom of Cum and Cum related activities/thoughts.

"Good day DaddyMarx, have you been spreading Cumminist theory?"
or
"I'm so excited! The third party candidate this year is a member of the Cumminist party!"
or
"Feels great to live a life of Cummism"

by SoSoot September 1, 2020

Cumism

The religion of Cum and Piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.

Priest: I am a Catholic

Cool guy: Oh, well my religion is Cumism

by JimmySavile696969 August 25, 2020

cummiskey

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!

by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

cummist

a person that worships cum

guy 1 : "Yo bro i'm a cummist"
guy 2 : "You're fucking disgusting"

by hugh_g.rection January 30, 2022

Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

by Zinadean November 20, 2020

cumtism

Baptism of cum: a trail that most be completed to be indoctrinated into the lgbtq+ community..

Austin: im so excited my cumtism is tomorrow, i cant wait to be accepted into the lgbtq+ community

by Ppslaper9000 May 28, 2022

Cummitment

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.

Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.

by elifblc February 28, 2009