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cummeister 

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community
Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*
cummeister by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005
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Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”
Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"
Clomeister by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

cuntmeister 

what a complete cuntmeister.
cuntmeister by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

cummster 

"Oh NAME, I didn't know that you were a cummster."
cummster by toop0g4u April 2, 2022

Chubmeister 

A Chubmeister is a person who is a, for example, loser or is stupid. It can be used loosely. It can also mean someone who has a lot of chub (fat, who is fat). It can also be used as a playful insult, teasing.
It can be used as a noun, verb, or adj.
She's SUCH a chubmeister!

Look at him chubmeistering across the street! What a loser!
Chubmeister by Ncc1234 January 9, 2008

cuckmeister 

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?
"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"
cuckmeister by Kaekle May 13, 2017

cummistry 

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.
Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.
cummistry by pentozali August 29, 2014
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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