cummit 

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

cummit by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

Cummit 

Cummit is a site created by wispyuvgirl as a competition to Ovarit, which unlike any other social media has email-based submisssions.

I hate Cummit, because I'm a TERF. I don't like being not special anymore.

Cummit by nanaki69 March 21, 2024

CUMmit suicide 

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

Commit Die by Danovan September 8, 2020