cummit

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

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Cummit

Cummit is a site created by wispyuvgirl as a competition to Ovarit, which unlike any other social media has email-based submisssions.

I hate Cummit, because I'm a TERF. I don't like being not special anymore.

by nanaki69 March 21, 2024

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CUMmit suicide

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

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