cumgurgler 

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

cumgurgler by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

Cumguzzleriffic 

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

Cumguzzleriffic by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

Squished Cumburger by hottiieee July 3, 2008

cumgargle 

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.

After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.

cumgargle by justin koehler December 23, 2003

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

cumguzzler by pedro May 13, 2005

cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

cumguzzler by Ruby October 5, 2002