Cumfugler

A cumfugler is a person who fucks people and steals their cum

Cumfugler: I’m going to steal your cum
Man: Oh no please don’t fuck my tight anus
Cumfugler: Oh I’m gonna do touch that hole

by JadeTheWolf November 26, 2020

bumfugler

a person who sexually harasses both men and women, very common at sports camp.

Coach bumfugler tried to rape Connor and Rob at lacrosse camp.

That bumfugler just sexually assaulted that tennis player.

by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008

Cumfuckery

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck

What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?

by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

cumgurgler

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.

“Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”

by anger gurl May 21, 2018

cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021

Cumfullary

When someone speed fake ass shit.

Your mouth is full of cumfullary!

by Cumfullary is impeachment February 16, 2019