cumfie

A selfie, except there's cum on your face. Typically taken after some good sex or after jacking off

I couldn't see my girl this weekend, so I sent her a fresh cumfie so she knows I'm thinking about her

by soosey June 14, 2020

Cumfire

When a man fires his creamy load on a girl.

Slater shot off his creamy load in my pussy last night! His cumfire is the best!

by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016

daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

by Pienese! November 28, 2010

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021

Cumfiend

A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.

"That cumfiend sucked me dry. It was the worst blue balls I've ever had."
"Wow she really is a cumfiend, she blew me then swallowed my dad."

by 916Piyump May 13, 2009

cummies

A word girls use in a daddy relationship to make cum sound "cute".

Cummies: What you want from your favorite daddy.

by Translucentstar October 15, 2015