cumcraker

while trying to jiz in somone's vag you miss and the jiz lands on his/her ass

man: oh no i cumcrakered!
woman: try again and don't miss this time!

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Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

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A male who loves semen, usually his own.
Would rather rub it in than wipe it up!

My mate Bonce is a cumcraver

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The bond shared between those who have had sex.

Tiff, Jen, and I developed a genuine cumaraderie after our threesome in 2009.

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A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

human cumcake by MsEnid September 14, 2017

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When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

cumcakes by Melorganne March 30, 2007

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When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

cumcakes by Morgella April 2, 2007

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