cumcraker

while trying to jiz in somone's vag you miss and the jiz lands on his/her ass

man: oh no i cumcrakered!
woman: try again and don't miss this time!

by therandomanator October 16, 2011

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

cumcraver

A male who loves semen, usually his own.
Would rather rub it in than wipe it up!

My mate Bonce is a cumcraver

by the ripped one April 14, 2005

cumaraderie

The bond shared between those who have had sex.

Tiff, Jen, and I developed a genuine cumaraderie after our threesome in 2009.

by DancemasterJ March 17, 2021

human cumcake

A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

Yesterday I was made into a human cumcake.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017

cumcakes

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

by Melorganne March 30, 2007

cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

by Morgella April 2, 2007