bonce

your head

ouch, me bonce!

by stevio June 11, 2003

Bonce

A bald sex offender (Pedophile)
Derived from a mixture of the words bald and nonce

"Oy Tom! You bonce, why you DM'ing 13 year olds bout there batty?"

by MexicanGringo January 18, 2018

Bonce

when something is in like seriously cool hot sexy fit buff

that outfit iss sooo bonce

by urbangirl January 11, 2008

bonce

to bonce somebody
this involves a sharp blow to the bonce using the fist. often accompanined with the word "bonce" or followed by "i bonced u good"

the louder the scream the better the boncing

"argh u bonced me"

by Alex Ward February 26, 2004

bonce

brainbox, brainy person.

You got an "A", you bonce!

by Chaos Eject July 8, 2012

bonce

To leave with style. Modern equivalent of riding into the sunset.

Evolution of the word "bounce".

Lets bonce outta here.

We bonced like it was hot.

by Koji Frahm November 3, 2004

bonce

a bonce is to insult somebody about have a small sexual part.

you bonce, you have a small cock

by aaron grundy April 12, 2004