DancemasterJ's definitions

jackson pollock face paint

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020

yeet skeet retreat

Another way of saying Hit it and Quit it used by Gen Z.

Once I found out that chick didn't like memes I knew I had to yeet skeet retreat.

by DancemasterJ March 29, 2019

Hookum

A synonym for the word hooker. Usually used so the one being called a hooker doesn't understand, but you and your friends can still have a good laugh.

Tyler: You is a hookum!
McCall: A what?!?!
Friends: hahahaha!

by DancemasterJ June 4, 2013

mormon shotgun

When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.

That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.

by DancemasterJ August 28, 2017

Mudsharking

When you take a dump in a toilet that already has a dump in it.

Because we didn't pay our water bill the city shut our water off. We have been mudsharking for two weeks now!!!

by DancemasterJ June 8, 2017

cumaraderie

The bond shared between those who have had sex.

Tiff, Jen, and I developed a genuine cumaraderie after our threesome in 2009.

by DancemasterJ March 17, 2021