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Definitions by therandomanator

when you uncontrolablely cum your self and some chunks of it block your dick root forcing you to have a curcomsition or els yor dick will explode
omg cumnugget! mabe i can crap it out....
Cumnugget by therandomanator November 1, 2011

Masterphobic 

fear of masterbating because you think your dick will fall off
damn that guy is so masterphobic
Masterphobic by therandomanator October 17, 2011
while trying to jiz in somone's vag you miss and the jiz lands on his/her ass
man: oh no i cumcrakered!
woman: try again and don't miss this time!
cumcraker by therandomanator October 16, 2011