therandomanator's definitions

cumcraker

while trying to jiz in somone's vag you miss and the jiz lands on his/her ass

man: oh no i cumcrakered!
woman: try again and don't miss this time!

by therandomanator October 16, 2011

Masterphobic

fear of masterbating because you think your dick will fall off

damn that guy is so masterphobic

by therandomanator October 17, 2011

Cumnugget

when you uncontrolablely cum your self and some chunks of it block your dick root forcing you to have a curcomsition or els yor dick will explode

omg cumnugget! mabe i can crap it out....

by therandomanator November 1, 2011