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Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
Related Words
''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''
cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008

Cumboarding 

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
luxurious indulgence, usually by a female, in a plentiful supply of semen. Her body is usually naked - as "bath" would suggest - both for practical and sensual reasons. For reasons of the standard male performance (5-12 cc of fresh ejaculate), more than one man is likely to be called on to turn on the supply for her. The alternative - pre-packaged sperm from one or more sources - is rather too gruesome to contemplate. And a girl can get mighty cold and bored waiting around in her birthday suit for a fully satisfactory coverage of her bathing needs by any one man's repeated creative outputs.
Cumbaths are by nature often more easily come by in porno - with the help of fluid supplements and substitutes, and a few sleights of hand - than in the hard light of workable reality.
cumbath by kofi May 19, 2003

Salty Cumbath 

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.
"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."
Salty Cumbath by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022

Peter North CumBath 

Everyone laughed at mike,when he received a peter north cumbath.
Peter North CumBath by grandpubah October 26, 2004