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a CumBolt is a load of cum that has been ejaculated out of a mans penis into another mans face, at the speed of a lightning bolt
Did you see Simon's CumBolt? it was so fast and big, it was amazing when it hit Andrew.
CumBolt by SimonCumbolt June 4, 2018
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Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
The retension of sperm within a woman's mouth after oral sex.
She held her cumboat!
a mechanical sex toy that shoots artificial seamen
cumbot by jedi masterbater789 October 3, 2008
When two people (of the same sex) who are so close of friends and others think they are gay together.
Heather and Jackie are always together they must be cumboles
Cumbole by everyonelovescum January 11, 2013
Da hoes love dem a good Friday night cumboli.
cumboli by Waffle Lady June 15, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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