Cumboarding 

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009

Cupboarding 

The art of cupboarding aka wardrobing ;

In the event of a 'mate' pulling a girl, the 'cupboarder' will recieve notification of the couple's ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the 'mate' and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the 'mate' signals for the 'cupboarder' to make their presence felt.

Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves

Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. Cupboarding is a success! Hooray!

Tom: "Duuude, bringing this girl back to the flat tonight, up for some cupboarding?"

Jason: "sweet, i'll be there."

Cupboarding by JIMIIMIJ October 22, 2008

Cupboarding 

Creating a literal or metaphorical closed off space, such as a cupboard. You do not have to be physically alone, the use of headphones may be appropriate but not necessary and can be done anywhere.

You will have to throw the kit kat at me as I am cupboarding

Cupboarding by BRB having a breakdown June 29, 2022

Cum-Boarding 

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.

Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.

Cum-Boarding by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022