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Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009

Cambatta 

He's the batta man, human contraband.
Hood N*gg*, Crack Baby, Ghetto Lord!!
A Living Speaking Dictionary.

He created the letter S after grappling a Cobra,
Controls atoms like a classical composer
Anon-Have you heard the new L.S.D album by Cambatta?
God-Ive been listening before he got signed. His Camballah album rips souls!!!
Cambatta by Deox Se September 20, 2020

camgoatenfishegg 

Literally: a camel stuffed with a goat stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a fish stuffed with an egg.

Usage: a greeting term used primarily in the morning. A greeting ideal for screaming across large distances.
Person 1: (I wonder if my roommate is awake yet, we are supposed to watch Weeds...)
Person 2: (walks in) Camgoatenfishegg!

Person 1: Camgoatenfishegg to you!
camgoatenfishegg by crows2222222 November 14, 2011
The retension of sperm within a woman's mouth after oral sex.
She held her cumboat!

cambating 

The act of masturbating while on cam.
Joe: Hey man, what were you doing last night? I tried to get a hold of you.
Dave: I was cambating
Joe: cambating?
Dave: Yeah, with some chick...she was pretty hot :)
Joe: Nice man! But pick up your phone next time!
cambating by Douggiep June 19, 2013
When a cat tucks it's front arms under it's torso, lying on the floor or a surface.
Look at the cat lying there; he looks like a boat. Catboat!
Catboat by ArmsFoldedTight May 9, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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