Cumboard

The act of ejaculating onto something such as a couch or a bed, and covering up the stain by dumping water on it.

Mark: "Hey goober, whats this stain on the couch?"
Goober: "Oh, that's just some water I spilled earlier. Just ignore it."
Mark: "You sure you didn't Cumboard the couch?"

by EpicMan949 January 19, 2023

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

jew in the cupboard

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018

Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010

Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

cupboard

the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Bob B Saget August 12, 2006