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Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
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Cambodian guy: hey have you been to Cambodia
Girl1: Yes, I would go to cumbodia again.
Cambodian guy: ah jm
Cumbodia by Lilbro101 October 15, 2023

Cumboarding 

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.
He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.
cumload by Jbro69 September 23, 2006
The retension of sperm within a woman's mouth after oral sex.
She held her cumboat!

cumbodomy 

The process of creating diminished brain capacity through the achievement of orgasm.
As a result of the cumbodomy she was unable to offer a coherent thought on the matter.
cumbodomy by Trek5000 February 17, 2017