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Cumboating

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
by RobRum January 5, 2009
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cumbulating

The position a cat is in when it has all of it's paws curled under it's body and has it's eyes closed.
Felix looks so content when he is cumbulating
by topperman May 20, 2014
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Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
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cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.
That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!
by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014
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cambating

Joe: Hey man, what were you doing last night? I tried to get a hold of you.
Dave: I was cambating
Joe: cambating?
Dave: Yeah, with some chick...she was pretty hot :)
Joe: Nice man! But pick up your phone next time!
by Douggiep June 19, 2013
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Cumquating

The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.
"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."
by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009
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cumulating

a word used to describe the feeling associated with having something accumulate and orgasming all over the place all at the same time. this word is usually used by asians who have difficulties speaking the engrish ranguage.
"i want to cumulate all over your face"

-"dude, last night i was putting my legos into a pile and jacking off at the same time"

-"so you were cumulating?"
-"yeah brahhh"
by antzinthepantz April 19, 2010
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