Ass foam

The result of explosive diarrhea that looks like a root beer float once it lays to rest in the toilet.
That Mexican food we ate last night gave me such bad ass foam.
by MiTaiSter September 18, 2009
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Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
by MiTaiSter September 18, 2009
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