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a word to lol at. one of the most unfortunate names for a male child. people named peter go through life as the butt of many jokes since peter = penis.

a word thats used in place of the word "prick", more enviormentally and kid friendly word to use.
hmmmm if i go and lick peter, does that mean i just gave him a blow job? wow thats one giant peter! to bad your peter isnt as big as you, eh peter?

hahahhahahah, your mom is dead. i killed her in bed last night!! wow stop being such a peter
by rofltittytastic July 08, 2009
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Someone who is a pathological, compulsive liar that likes to make shit up like shooting people's kneecaps off and smuggling drugs during the weekends. Whereas in reality, he's just a bald, choir boy who is insecure, probably because he has a strict mom.
Person A: I was talking to Peter last night saying he's gonna smuggle some drugs to Poland...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...
by tooHott June 09, 2019
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A 10 yearold reatrd who keeps busy by getting owned in football and eating lead. Term is usually used when someone is a dumbass
Jordan Hey what did you get on the science test?

PatR I got a 36

Jordan Wow way to pull A Peter
by scrubnigger December 06, 2010
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