When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.
He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.
by Jbro69 September 23, 2006
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i jacked off a mean cumload and she used it like hair gel just like in the movie, there's something about mary
by gootch February 22, 2007
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by IWILLCUMINURMOM June 3, 2023
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by Hail Helena January 1, 2009
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by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020
Get the cumlordian mug.Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
by gindertopia March 6, 2010
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Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011
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