cumload

When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.

He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.

by Jbro69 September 23, 2006

cumload

the entire quantity of the substance of semen or cum that is ejaculated either onto your hand, her face, her chest, or your sink.

i jacked off a mean cumload and she used it like hair gel just like in the movie, there's something about mary

by gootch February 22, 2007

cumload

when you cum ALOT

FUCKK I REALLY HIT A CUMLOAD!!!

by IWILLCUMINURMOM June 3, 2023

cumload

similar to shitload. Used to describe an abundance of tasks (or one large task) that need to be completed. Usually overwhelming.

"sorry dude, can't make it out tonight... gotta cumload of work to finish for Monday"

by Hail Helena January 1, 2009

cumlordian

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

by gindertopia March 6, 2010

Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it

Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)

by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011