cumbadger

a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.

wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.

by snafetc. February 6, 2004

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

cumdodger

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

cumbacker

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.

Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.

by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Cumradery

When two porno downloads stream together in perfect unity

I cant respond to your IM now I got latina and asian cumradery going on over here.

by Eddie to the O April 18, 2010