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Cumblaster 

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis
Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.
Cumblaster by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008

cumblaster 

dad, some kid in roblox said the funny word cumblaster
cumblaster by marley greentree April 6, 2023

Cumblaster3000 

A machine that cums all over the place where it is being aimed
I just bought the brand new Cumblaster3000!
Omg! Its shooting cum everywhere!
Cumblaster3000 by Buttfudger30000 December 1, 2023

Jewish cumblaster 

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.
Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

Jewish Cumblaster 

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026