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tommy bumfinger
the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
Related Words
Bumbanger • Sweaty Bum Banger • Bum Anger • bum bagger • Bus banger • bumfinger • brobanger • BUMBARGE • bagbanger • Barbanger
bumdinger
A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.
bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005
Barbanger
Barbanger by wardswords November 30, 2016
bum banger
bum banger by Brad H March 27, 2005
bumbaferret
A rare and extremly amazing animal closely related to the jamacian bumbagoat often found in the long grasses of jamacia and barbados the bumbaferret has the ability to mimick and sound within its envioroment and is notorious for luring in native bajans into fields and assulting them with its huge 2nd toe wich has talons of up to 3 feet in lenghth with razor sharp precision the bumbaferret slices into its victims neck where it then proceeds to drink the blood of the unfortunate bajan child.The bumbaferret can also perform 9ft backflips which it uses to attract its mate. a truly amazing species.
- eh boi a wah de raaole a appen to unu nek na man?
- cha dem rassclaat bumbaferret dep ina field trick me man, me thought it was shirley callin me fe sum cok!
- seen yous a fool fe fallin fe dat trick again
- ush up na man
- cha dem rassclaat bumbaferret dep ina field trick me man, me thought it was shirley callin me fe sum cok!
- seen yous a fool fe fallin fe dat trick again
- ush up na man
bumbaferret by 43 August 5, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.