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cumbaggery 

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.
"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."
cumbaggery by kmj January 20, 2003
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scumbaggery 

He achieved new levels of scumbaggery by fucking his secretary while his wife was dying of a particularly aggressive form of small cell cancer that metasticized on her ovaries.
scumbaggery by Yitzhak June 27, 2005

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators
cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

Scumbaggery 

A deceiving, manipulative way of conduction sales calls/ or servicing an account.
Ace and Slomar have become masters of scumbaggery.

When someone sleeps with a person of decisive power in order to make a sale.
Scumbaggery by D.M. of TEAM L.A. January 20, 2011

cumbanger 

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.
After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.
cumbanger by Zaklore October 5, 2021
a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.
wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.
cumbadger by snafetc. February 6, 2004

cumbagger 

one who uses a used condom. Hence, it would also denote a miser.
1. He is so stingy that he is like a cumbagger.
2. Do not ask him for anything. He is such a cumbagger (miser).
cumbagger by uttam maharjan August 20, 2010
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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