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He who commands cum
cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003
After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.
"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."
cumboner by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012

Cumgender 

Cumgender is a term that refers to xenogenders that identify as sperm. Most cumgender people use
cum/sperm pronouns, but some use cum/sock as well, it really depends on the person.
Hey, mom, hey, dad. I'm coming out as Cumgender.
Cumgender by mikunhatsune January 16, 2023
It's like Stiffler in that American Pie movie.
Ewww! You nutted in my beer! It's cumbeer.
cumbeer by facelickcumbeer July 7, 2009

Clubbenders

A style of music typically found in obscure parts of NY. Usually causing people to vomit or laugh due to how ridiculously boring and cookie cutter it is. Most of the music was formed after a style called electro (also sucking) rose to popularity by people with a lack of musical taste, individuality, or any semblance of talent decided to hop on the "bandwagon" as most high functioning retards are known to do.

Also cite Joe Dirt and Pauly D as people who might be involved with this movement.
Damn, lets go. This is the same crap that was top 10 on beatports electro chart 2 years ago. Shitty clubbenders make me want to stick a screwdriver in my ear
Clubbenders by Reality chizzecker December 16, 2010

Cummander in chief 

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.
Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief
Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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