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The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

scumbaggery 

He achieved new levels of scumbaggery by fucking his secretary while his wife was dying of a particularly aggressive form of small cell cancer that metasticized on her ovaries.
scumbaggery by Yitzhak June 27, 2005

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".
Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators
cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

cumbacker 

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.
Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.
cumbacker by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005