5 definitions by Zaklore

dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

by Zaklore October 5, 2021

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 12, 2023

cumbanger

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.

After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.

by Zaklore October 5, 2021

linguini twist

The involuntary boldly movement made when you cum while getting a blow job and she continues anyway

Damn bro i did the linguini twist after I already came and she kept sucking anyway... I was so embarrassed

by Zaklore July 12, 2023

linguini twist

The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway

Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist

by Zaklore July 12, 2023