cumboner

After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.

"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."

cumboner by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012

cumbone 

a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum

look at that cumbone

cumbone by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021

cumbonara 

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

cumbonara by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

Cuboner

getting a boner while thinking of the famous Poke'mon Cubone

"Dude i totally got a Cuboner last night, it was great."

Cuboner by The Poke' Fan August 2, 2009

cumboney 

When you cum with a big big big big big extra big big boney

damn did you just cumboney on me?

cumboney by TheShadw November 9, 2020

comboner 

Originated by Mike, of the Chicago land area, the sexual act of placing your wang in between the ass crack of one woman and then having a second woman rub her vagina (or beef curtains in this case) on the top. Direct reference to the popular Chicago sandwich, the combo, which combine Italian Sausage and Italian Beef.

Not wanting anyone to be left out, Zack initiated the comboner to make sure Kelly and Lisa were both satisfied.

comboner by M.J.O. January 8, 2007

Cum boner 

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

Cum boner by baloneybob April 7, 2023