cum bandit

A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)

I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..

by RJohnyblaze June 23, 2008

Cum Bandit

One who uses sperm as means of theft. The bandit convinces someone to perform fellatio upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to ejaculate on his victim's face, requesting to "let me cum on your face, it will be sexy." While ejaculating, he aims his penis towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. The sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. He then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, "nooooo, not the cum bandit!!"

"So I took this guy home from the bar, and as I was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. Little did I know he was the cum bandit. Now I need a new laptop." -Kristine

"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit

by cum bandito December 10, 2010

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021