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cumbandit

A rabid woman who is obsessed with cum obsessed enough to keep all of her victims man goo in tiny containers in a filing cabinet
The cumbandits Gotten me again
by kathleen the asshat January 22, 2006
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bumbandit

if your dad was a bumbandit, you'd never have been born, you useless turd tapper!
by sisko the brave May 12, 2003
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cubanita

1. Intellegent, attractive and sweet females that are fiery dancers, speak rapidly and take your breath away!
2. Bluntly, the best people to know!
People:Ya'll are so awesome!
Twinz: What do you expect, we're Cubanitas!
by Irene Ruiz May 6, 2005
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Cubanita

An exotic woman from the carribean island of Cuba. Speaks rapidly in spanish and english and are always in a cheerful mood. Most likely to consist of a caramel or chocolate skin tone, thick luscious curly hair, and a big old african ass.
Cubana Lust and Janie Diaz are both cubanitas.
by Qbana February 19, 2011
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Chitty Chitty Cumandinga

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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cum bandit

A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)
I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..
by RJohnyblaze June 23, 2008
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cubanita

A word like Boriqua,except for cubans.
Ey dawg look at dat fine lil cubanita ove durr.
by DiAnA January 31, 2005
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