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Cumlarity 

The moment immediately after finishing while masturbating, when you question your life decisions.
After watching 2 girls and 1 cup for three hours and having a massive jerkfest, I finally finished and had a moment of cumlarity.
Cumlarity by Defense13 December 25, 2012

cummunity 

The men who participate in the act of bukake.
Brian: Thanks for letting me be part of the cummunity last night.

Heather: Well, you know what they say about bukake, "the more the merrier."
cummunity by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009

Cumpacity 

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.
Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!
Cumpacity by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011

cummunity 

A group of people in a particular geographical area who engage in mass-ejaculation on a regular basis.
I invited a few friends over for a sex-party, and before you know it, everybody and his brother dropped by wanting to join in --- we had a bleepin' cummunity there in less than two hours!
cummunity by QuacksO March 25, 2019

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.
Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!
Maximum Cumpacity by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

cummunity chest 

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.
Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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