bumbandit 

ring stinger, driller for vegemite, turd tapper

if your dad was a bumbandit, you'd never have been born, you useless turd tapper!

bumbandit by sisko the brave May 12, 2003

bumbandit 

Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.

See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!

bumbandit by Alfonso-Adolfo-San (bowing) October 22, 2004

Bumbardier

A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.

Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!

Bumbardier by EMOSOME June 8, 2016

Bumpanitus 

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...

I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.

Bumpanitus by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020

Bum bandit 

This term refers to an inverted male who seeks sexual pleasure by committing his loins to the rectum of another male. This term has sinister connotations and suggests that the inverted male has violent or unwanted intentions. It was a widely used terminology in the 1950s and 60s, but is still encountered today, particularly among the lower classes.

‘Be careful when you’re with Tarquin; when he’s had a few drinks he turns into a right bum bandit!’

Bum bandit by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

bumbacliterus

When someones just a dickhead like amaan ali.

Him: "i like penis""
Me: "Wot the bumbacliterus bludclart pussy rarsss"

bumbacliterus by josh the fanny hat December 13, 2018