cumare

Italian slang that means mistress.

Originates from the Italian verb cumulare. To accumulate to hold concurrently

"Ya...I hears that the blonde bimbo is his cumare...."

by WestCoastSiciliano August 29, 2007

Cumcrete

Mixin sand with semen to make solid concrete with cum

I just made cumcrete.

by OopsIJustShitMySelf September 5, 2019

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumaract

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Cumreo

An Oreo that is dipped into a glass of Cum then consumed. The eater generally yells “CUMREO!!” while eating.

Jessica ate a Cumreo at her fathers funeral as she yelled “CUMREO!!”.

by Cumreo July 16, 2020

Camarena

Someone who drinks alot.

The life of the party.

A great cook.

"I am going to have to start calling you Camarena if you continue to drink like that."

"Your such a Camarena."

"Where are the Camarenas when you need them."

"Dang, you cook like a Camarena."

by arsabb May 17, 2014