cumare 

Italian slang that means mistress.

Originates from the Italian verb cumulare. To accumulate to hold concurrently

"Ya...I hears that the blonde bimbo is his cumare...."

cumare by WestCoastSiciliano August 29, 2007

Cumcrete 

Mixin sand with semen to make solid concrete with cum

I just made cumcrete.

Cumcrete by OopsIJustShitMySelf September 5, 2019

Cumbrella 

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumaract 

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

Cumaract by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cumbrellas 

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Cumreo

An Oreo that is dipped into a glass of Cum then consumed. The eater generally yells “CUMREO!!” while eating.

Jessica ate a Cumreo at her fathers funeral as she yelled “CUMREO!!”.

Cumreo by Cumreo July 16, 2020

Camarena 

Someone who drinks alot.

The life of the party.

A great cook.

"I am going to have to start calling you Camarena if you continue to drink like that."

"Your such a Camarena."

"Where are the Camarenas when you need them."

"Dang, you cook like a Camarena."

Camarena by arsabb May 17, 2014