cum bra 

When you & your partner / wife are having sex in a hurry, with no time to fully undress and you end up shooting your load over her bra.

Mandy & I had a quickie last night and we didn't even take our clothes off. I ended up shooting my load over her cum bra

cum bra by Cum dumper March 24, 2008

cum brace 

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

cum brace by Kempo September 22, 2006

Cum Brains 

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.

Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

Cum Brains by Mark H August 21, 2005

Cum Brains 

When a man blows his load into a girls ear and she gets a massive migraine.

After 28 stright hours of oral, I think ill give her cum brains.

Cum Brains by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005

Cum Brain 

A feeling sorta like a brain freeze that happens right before you cum or while your cumming most common in males.

She made me cum so hard I got cum brain..

Cum Brain by The Bearded Beast August 12, 2018

Cum brain 

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

Cum brain by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

Cum Bracket 

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner

I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.

Cum Bracket by Flaglicks September 21, 2022