brace

Two handguns, carried on one's person.
One Glock is OK, but it's smarter to carry a brace.
by needsfishauce December 24, 2010
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1. noun, refering to someone's car stereo and/or speakers. The magnitude of the speakers can be identified as true brace.

2. noun, something that is felt or heard, usually with some sort of impact.
Hey, pop that trunk let me see your brace.
Paul went the cheap route and ended up with some ghetto brace.
You hear that brace?
by Maurice Cheeks February 28, 2005
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big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment
"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.
by Jordan November 14, 2003
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It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"
by A random somebody September 02, 2005
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Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.
by theskyxisfalling June 28, 2005
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1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...

Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009
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Common aircraft pilot public announcement indicating imminent strike with ground objects, emergency landing (land or water) or hard landing (ex : broken tires, unedeployed gear etc...) May also happen in trains before collisions at crossings or suspected imminent derailments.
by peopleawake June 23, 2010
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