Kempo's definitions

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009

EOTF

EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.

Stfu and eotf bitch!

by Kempo January 28, 2008

pull an andy dufresne

In the film Shawshank Redemption, Andy DuFresne wanted library books, so he sent letters constantly to request the libary books. Then when he request was accepted, he sent more to get even more library books.

To pull an Andy DuFresne is to constantly hassle someone when you want something. Usually in regards to letters, like in the movie, or emails.

Ah yea, those bastards weren't answering my emails so I had to pull an Andy DuFresne on them.

by Kempo December 25, 2007

xactly

It means exactly.. without the e! A far cooler way of saying it.

When speaking it aloud, it's pronounced "zack-lee"

Mark: And that is why he's a faggot.
Bill: Xactly.

by Kempo November 18, 2007

bedroomy

A way of describing a meeting between two people turning SEXUAL.

Person A: yea, me and Barbara are meeting, I hope it turns bedroomy.

Person A: So you meeting with Jane tonight?
Person B: Yep, should be cool.
Person A: Oh my god, it's not gonna turn bedroomy is it?!

by Kempo October 24, 2007

rub it in

if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.

"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."

by Kempo September 21, 2007