Kempo's definitions

butt plugged

when someone interupts you mid sentance.

i got butt plugged by Sheady the other day, what a knob.

by Kempo September 27, 2006

serab

When a spastic wants to say bare.

Nathan: It's well hot.
Richard: serab hot!

by Kempo May 17, 2006

NIGGA SAY WHAT

The impolite way of asking a black person to be repeat themselves. May also be taken as a friendly gesture.

Harry: I fucked Helga last night after beatwalking then I gave her a bubble beard she had mad squeamy gash.
Tom: You're a bear stuffer. That'd give me mad insta flop.
Harry: NIGGA SAY WHAT

by Kempo May 17, 2006

rub it in

if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.

"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."

by Kempo September 21, 2007

true to the word

a phrase used when you agree with a point or opinion made.

skippy: yea i think we should go to town tonight,
pappy: true to the word.

by Kempo December 16, 2006

The Circle of Plagiarism

A shared folder within a school/college network in which three or more users share work to achieve higher grades with minimal effort. When in The Circle of Plagiarism there are certain rules by which you must abide.

#1 - The first rule of The Circle of Plagiarism is, you do not talk about The Circle of Plagiarism.

#2 - The second rule of The Circle of Plagiarism is, you DO NOT talk about The Circle of Plagiarism.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes crazy, finds out, the plagisarism is over.

#4 - Members only to a folder.

#5 - One file at a time.

#6 - No viruses, no spyware.

#7 - Files will stay on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at The Circle of Plagiarism, you have to share.

Please note you should always reword all work.

Hey, put that stuff into The Circle of Plagiarism.

Shit, the teacher's coming over, hide The Circle of Plagiarism.

by Kempo May 23, 2006

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006