42 definitions by Kempo

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

Slang for a girl that is a lezbian.

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.