arf arf

A response to something that is really unfunny.

Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha.
James: ...arf arf.

by Kempo August 26, 2006

lezer

Slang for a girl that is a lezbian.

i swear that girl over there is a lezer!

by Kempo September 17, 2006

hollyoaks boy

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

by Kempo August 23, 2007

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!

by Kempo May 05, 2006

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!

by Kempo May 25, 2006

Beatwalking

To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.

"Ah man, I was going to school and I was beatwalking to 2Pac"

by Kempo March 14, 2006