smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006

butt plugged

when someone interupts you mid sentance.

i got butt plugged by Sheady the other day, what a knob.

by Kempo September 27, 2006

true to the word

a phrase used when you agree with a point or opinion made.

skippy: yea i think we should go to town tonight,
pappy: true to the word.

by Kempo December 16, 2006

NIGGA SAY WHAT

The impolite way of asking a black person to be repeat themselves. May also be taken as a friendly gesture.

Harry: I fucked Helga last night after beatwalking then I gave her a bubble beard she had mad squeamy gash.
Tom: You're a bear stuffer. That'd give me mad insta flop.
Harry: NIGGA SAY WHAT

by Kempo May 17, 2006

serab

When a spastic wants to say bare.

Nathan: It's well hot.
Richard: serab hot!

by Kempo May 17, 2006

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!

by Kempo May 25, 2006

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012