When a handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch your load of cum - either by holding the handkerchief over the head of the penis, or by placing a handkerchief or handkerchiefs over the stomach to catch your load as it shoots out
I got turned on last night and rubbed my blue striped handkerchief over my penis and had a large handk-culation
by Hank-a-dank January 25, 2008
The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.
Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!
by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010