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culotorium 

An internet fan forum for the Mars Volta, except no one actually talks about the Mars Volta. Filled with dipshitty young fans, people who obsess abound Radiohead and Tol, people who insult Radiohead and Tol, and trolls.
Person 1: "I'm getting so tired of posting on the Culotorium... can't we talk about the band?"

Person 2: "I think Undertow was Tool's best album."

Person 3: "Tol sux"
culotorium by sweetbabyjeebus September 18, 2011
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Cumatorium 

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.
Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.
Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
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Clitorium 

when the majority of people in a room is female
John- "Man, its a clitorium in there!"
Bill- "We are defineitly getting laid tonight!"
Clitorium by anonymous_90 August 29, 2010

Cumatorium 

When you cum on your step sisters face and then pour your nans ashes on them, like a crematorium but a cumatorium.
Boys last night my step sister came into my room to help with homework and I gave her a cumatorium
Cumatorium by Ly_on977 July 28, 2020

cubatorium 

Office space full of cubicles
There are a lot of people at desks here in this cubatorium.
cubatorium by BlueMT October 6, 2011
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