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An internet fan forum for the Mars Volta, except no one actually talks about the Mars Volta. Filled with dipshitty young fans, people who obsess abound Radiohead and Tol, people who insult Radiohead and Tol, and trolls.
Person 1: "I'm getting so tired of posting on the Culotorium... can't we talk about the band?"

Person 2: "I think Undertow was Tool's best album."

Person 3: "Tol sux"
by sweetbabyjeebus September 17, 2011
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